MY SKULL!

[ibot66]

I mind controll everyone in exestince to come to earth, at a specifac place.
Then i decapitate them.
MY MOUUNTAIN OF SKULLS!

[Pilgrymm]

Since garabbotts uncontrolled acid trip and resulting homicide of the unicorn Pilgrymm...  Pilgrymm has laid in wait, in shallow earth, turned to decomposed skin and muscle, and a desire to consume human flesh.   ibot66 stands on his mountain of skulls, laughing victoriously.  The laughter echoes across canyons, and valleys, bouncing down into the earth.  Pilgrymm hears the laughter and claws his way from the earth.  Traveling for days, following the sound of the maniacal laughter...

Pilgrymm arrives at the skull mountain and begins his climb, ever so slowly, two steps forward and one step back, clawing for purchase among the mountain of human remains.  After years of climbing, he finally reaches the top, where an exhausted ibot66 lies on his mountain of victory, asleep from all the laughter and merry-making.  Pilgrymm groans softly... "skuuuulllllll....." and grabs ibot66's head and rips it off his body, spine and all. 

Raising the head high in the air, Pilgrymm drinks the blood of ibot66, basking in the glory of the thick red plasma pouring into his mouth.  Consume the flesh, crack the bones and drink the marrow!

MY SKULL!!! BARHAH!

[AESOP534]

Pilgrymm was just dumbfounded on how much bone marrow he could drink, he didnt realize the mountain of skulls was really a mountain of pthose skull shaped apples from that damn monster tree, and I came up to the bottom and picked an apple from athe bottom which led to Pilgrymms demise. I love apples so I ate through the mountain of apple skulls until I found one that nearly broke one of my teeth. But seeing how I have a PhD in Dentistry (unlike Dr. Bean) I was able to perform a root canal on myself to stop the pain.

MY SKULL!!!!!! (giggity)

[theend900]

theend900 went to the local bureaucracy offices to request a license to kill. After cutting through red tape, theend approached AESOP534 from the shadows. Reaching around the head of AESOP534, with piano wire and an apple in hand, stuffs the apple into AESOP534's mouth and strings the piano wire around his neck in one swift movement--quietly  the victim strangles.

MY SKULL

[Jack Bannon]

Jack casually strolls up behind theend900 and taps upon his shoulder. As theend900 turns around Jack begins swinging his clenched fist in a comical cartoonish windmill motion. When theend900 turns fully around Jack smashes his fist into his face making the words "KAPOW!" fly into the air too. Theend900 hurls backwards aways and upon hitting the ground, has stars circling his head. Jack whistles innocently as he walks over, grabs the skull, and walks off.



MY SKULL!

[TheBeanBurrito]

"Mad" Dr. Bean decides to get the heck out and switches to Mr. Sir Dr. Professor TheBurrito Von Bean, PhD. Mr. Sir Dr. Professor TheBurrito Von Bean, PhD, then sings a song called "Cease" and the universe ceases to be (After following the lyrics verbatim). He then decides that's pretty boring so he makes a skull shaped earth and pockets it.

MR. SIR. DR. PROFESSOR THEBURRITO VON BEAN, PHD,'S SKULL!

[Pilgrymm]

Unbeknown to Aesop, Pilgrymm had already died, atop the mountain.  He had ate and drank his fill, and he had transcended reality, taking a new shape in the spirit world.  As the burrito professor ended reality, Pilgrymm watched curiously, and followed the professor as he travelled the cosmos.  As the burrito stopped to rest amongst a nebulae, Pilgrymm transmutes toxic gases into burrito's lungs, killing him.  Pilgrymm reaches into the professors pocket and removes the earth skull.   Pilgrymm gazes upon the budding earth shaped like a skull, and breathes life into it, speaking the words, "Let there be light!"  And it was good...  

Pilgrymm fashioned a pool cue from a shooting star, and placing the earth near a dwarf star, he lined up his shot... and BLAMMO!! Orbit is achieved!

My SKULL!